What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:42

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

No, not a chance

So, the docs changed it to read

What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?

No go.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Citing trade wars, the World Bank sharply downgrades global economic growth forecast to 2.3% - AP News

Unacceptable again!

Nuts and Butts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Marin health officer urges quick COVID vaccination - Marin Independent Journal

share office space ...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

'Look At That! Come On!': White Sox Announcer Incensed Over Benches-Clearing Rundown - Sports Illustrated

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

US Steel workers see hope of job security in deal with Japan’s Nippon - Financial Times

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

How many couples swap wives?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Scientists map how alcohol changes bodily sensations - PsyPost

Just Forget it!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Next, they tried...

Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Catatonics & High Colonics

Loons and Moons

Facebook is asking to use Meta AI on photos in your camera roll you haven’t yet shared - TechCrunch

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

So they tried

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)