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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 07:42

Freaks and Cheeks
No, not a chance
So, the docs changed it to read
What is the dirtiest thing you have allowed your husband to do?
No go.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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share office space ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Thumbs down again.
Hysterias & Posteriors
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Just Forget it!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Catatonics & High Colonics
Loons and Moons
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Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
So they tried
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)